Does Anyone Want Any Toast? | Red Dwarf | BBC

It really does get as annoying as you'd expect. The Sci-Fi comedy Red Dwarf has a toaster that does essentially this, [VIDEO]

Apologies, didn't notice when I got the link from YT's "Share" button. Won't make that mistake again. Comment is now to old to edit: for convenience, here's the link without the parameter -- [VIDEO]

A computerized Dualit [1] would be awesome especially if all it did was impersonate Talkie Toaster [2] [1] [LINK] [2] [VIDEO]

It could have been even worse. At least it didn't have ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE SYSTEM K177. Does anyone want any toast? - [VIDEO]

Check out Paul Robinson's comment for a general refutation. Given the popularity of 'artisanal'-type portable food preparations in both the UK and the US I think it unlikely the market could get away with such standards even at the low-end. I find your comment valuable though for the insight that bread products may be cut by waterjets: [LINK] This is astonishing: surely sogginess ensues? Bonus bready humour: [VIDEO]

>> "we're going to have AI toasters by the end of the year." I hope not. It seems they can be a real pain in the ass: Red Dwarf toaster: [VIDEO]

We'll end up with toasters like this: [VIDEO] "But i'm a toaster. It is my raison d'être. I toast, therefore I am!"

I go the middle ground. I get a toaster that toasts with a dial that goes from 1 to 10, and set it to 4 for my toast. Result: toast goodness. I don't need a toaster like this one: [VIDEO]